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iPhone 8

SPOILER ALERT on new Iphone 8

Biking to first grade this morning I told Asher I didn’t want a phone anymore.

He said, “DAD! Get the 8”

I said, “Why would I want the 8? I am over having a phone.”

“1000 %!”

"What’s that?”

“When you charge it - the 8 goes to 1000% - much better than 100%. Also the apps are never more than $2. AND it does magic tricks.”

“Magic tricks??”

“Yes! You can fill it with orange juice then drink it out of a straw.”

Not sure if Apple has announced any of this yet. I am still wanting my phone time back.


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